Internet Relationships.. can you really fall in love on the internet? Before you start thinking im going to rant about people being butt raped from people they don’t know on the internet.. thats not really important (Even though its true, lol).

So, the internet has changed the world completely, it has brought new meaning to the word communication.. surely this is a good tool to use for meeting peers or possible mates right? Of course it is.. but theres a problem..

Meeting people on the internet..

The problem is perception of whats real on the internet. Theres one thing I need to make very very clear.. if you have meet someone on the internet and have not met in real life.. You Dont Know Them. I have heard so many times.. ‘Oh I know them we talk all the time on the internet about everything.’ … your wrong and here is what you need to understand..

When engaged in a Instant Message or email conversation.. by nature you sub-consciously make yourself who you want to be. I know this from experience and studying others internet habits. I have even tried as hard as I could to completely be myself online, it just doesn’t work. So what exactly do I mean?

The time you get between each message is where it all falls apart. Even if only for a few seconds, it is enough time for your brain to think of the perfect or better then normal response. You don’t have to worry about appearance or body gestures.. all you have to think about is your response and you have all the time you need to think of one. So what you end up creating is someone different from yourself. Again im not saying people do this on purpose.. it just happens. The part where people are stupid is when they don’t recognize this and think they know people on the internet.

The second part is when people do phone conversations.. this is definitely a step up from just internet communication.. but it still lacks alot. Now you have added voice tones and the need for quick responses, but what your still missing is physical contact.. and you just cannot get to know someone without it. You may think the way they laugh is cute on the phone.. but it turns out they look like a walrus with a brain tumor face to face.

So what have we learned here.. it is technically impossible for you to really know someone across communication devices like the internet and telephone. So now its time to look at the bigger picture..

Internet Relationships aren’t real..

Thats right.. there not real.. and if everyone would remember this then there would be allot less tragedy’s. For example.. a dumbass (He or she) gets online, over time they met someone as a mutual friend and after a while confides in this person about problems in there life.. like there existing relationship or marriage. If you think this doesn’t happen.. your very wrong, it happens ALL the time. Over time the dumbass might think that the person on the other end really cares about them and thinks there life would be so much better with them. Time and time again, they leave there current situation just to fall into a worst one. This is where everyone starts crying the ‘its complicated’ thing.. but what they don’t understand is this is where it gets real simple.

Your talking to someone over a fucking keyboard you idiot. You left your partner for someone you know in a digital world. Lets see how much you know about that other person.. they told you THERE side about there past relationships.. there fantasy background where they didn’t get arrested for rape or other criminal activity’s, or the time they left there previous wife and family for a hooker.. everyone has secrets.

Im hitting the same point over and over.. you don’t know that person no matter what the hell you think.. its not complicated.. and internet relationships aren’t real.

So what does all this shit mean to you? The next time you hear one of your dumbass friends talking about internet dating or this chick he met on the internet.. hit him in the head and tell him hes fucking stupid.

The internet is only good as a communication tool.. not a life changing relationship tool. So when you meet someone on the internet, the worst thing you can do is start off by trying to get to know each other on the internet. Scope em out a little and then proceed to meet or something.. I don’t know im not a date expert.. but im tired as hell of hearing story after story of people fuckin up there lives due to improper use of the internet.

The day has come my non existent readers! It is today that I rant and rave about the plague known as Myspace.. or facebook.. or whatever kinda facespace faggotry you can find..

Whats wrong with myspace?

Myspace has become world known for being the absolute must have account.. to some people.. if you don’t have myspace.. you just don’t exist. I wish I could say that myspace only appeals to a certain age group (I would guess 10 year olds if I didnt see any pictures) but sadly.. I have found it effects everyone. From your 40 year old perverts on there to look at the 11-teen year olds in there bikinis.. to your teenagers who like to look at themselves and compare themselves to others. There is so many different horrible aspects to the myspace regime.. its hard to contemplate them all. Let the ranting begin..

Lets start out with a few Your Fucking Stupid points.

Pervos.. Wackos.. Kid touchers and Pedafiles..

It baffles me to this day.. how people somehow think that posting pictures of themselves along with personal information.. is acceptable. They somehow think that ‘it wont happen to me’ or mabye they think ‘there not really out there thats fake’.. but im pretty sure there brain just does this: ‘ … ‘ . They proceed to post provocative pictures of themselves, along with there phone number and address.. with a list of there 10 worst fears and daily activity’s.. surely nothing could happen right? Do I really need to explain more? Your Fucking Stupid.

Myspace meeting rape.

Criminals that brag on myspace..

If you havnt heard of this.. im surprised. Yes, its true. There are plenty of cases where someone has committed a criminal act, then posted details of it on there myspace.. then get busted and wonder why. There brain just gives up on reasoning anything out and turns to liquid shit.. they forget that myspace is a public domain and even though your profile is set to ‘private’, that is not some kind of criminal protection confidentiality mode.. Your Fucking Stupid.

Myspace 5 dumbest criminals.

People that check it constantly even at work..

Business and companys have banned myspace from there networks.. why? Because there mindless employees cant even stop themselves from using it all day at work. They end up getting fired for it, sometimes for what they post on it. For example.. announcing to the world that you do drugs on myspace.. your company might use this against you, especially if you give them a reason to go searching. This is kind of another ‘Dont post personal information’ point, but for the most part.. if you got fired for addiction to myspace.. Your Fucking Stupid.

Auto club fires 27 in message board crackdown

Now we move on to the bigger picture.. why is everyone using this?

There is actually a much larger problem then meets the eye. At a glance it looks like a harmless website used for meeting other peers in your area, a social match making service if you will. What you really have here is a huge wet stinky pile of peoples self-conscious alter-ego. Its the wanna be’s way of ‘being gangster’. Its the fat asses way of ‘being skinny’. Its the shy guys ways of ‘being outgoing’. Its the losers way of ‘being popular’. Its the desperate sad persons way of ‘being accepted’.

Myspace is the gateway for everyone to feel ‘accepted’. All of this goes on sub-consciously, if you were to ask someone if they feel accepted by using faggotspace, obviously they would say no. Humans, no matter what age, have a desire to feel accepted by there peers and sub-consciously desire there approval. With myspace, they are able to feel like they are closer to people they cannot connect with in real life. For example, a person with no social skills gets on myspace and suddenly has the courage to speak.. for several different reasons..

They feel anonymous.. I will never know why people get a feeling of protection on the internet.. or why they think it doesn’t matter what they do or say.. as if they cannot be held accountable.

They can create themselves.. by creating an alter-ego of themselves, the myspace page they make and the little tidbits of nothing they post everywhere gives them a feeling of expression.. but its mostly just to impress there peers.

They don’t have to try.. Its easy to have hundreds of fake relationships with people, after all you don’t have to hang out with them or even meet them, when you live in a fantasy world you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to.

The immaturity on myspace (Regardless of age) is incredible.. somehow everyone is compelled to run to the nearest bathroom and take a picture of themselves in this certain fashion. (You know what pose im talking about.) Then follow up with pointless comments about themselves. Slap on a horrible background picture and music with some HTML code they got from somewhere and then call themselves web page designers. Search around myspace and request random people to be your ‘friend’ that you don’t even know just so you look like you have a life. Proceed to use the comment feature on other peoples profile to post things like ‘Thanks for the add! Comment me back!’ or something pointless and stupid to that effect. The last touch is the uber pointless self survey they post on there page, which they completely lie about anyway.

What I want to know is.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS!?

‘Its just to keep in touch with my friends.’

Wrong. The technology to ‘keep up with your friends’ has been around for much longer then dickspace. Email, IM, Phones.. all easy ways to keep up with your friends without creating mindless immature shit. Not a valid excuse to be retarded. You wouldn’t act that way outside of crapspace, why would you do it online?

‘I just use it to meet cool new people in my area’

For one thing.. anyone who uses myspace will not be a ‘cool’ person. The chances of finding somebody with a brain larger then a peanut on myspace is like winning the lottery. Meeting someone over the internet is the worst stupidest way to meet someone. Besides the point that you don’t know who your really talking to, its pretty pathetic to turn to a service like assspace.. I will talk more about this another time.

‘I use it to post my pictures and view others’

Again.. tons much better free websites and services that don’t wreak of butt sex are available. Still not a good enough excuse to use cockspace.

‘I am mentally ill and don’t know any better’

DING DING DING.. valid excuse.

No matter what excuse you come up with (Save that last one), thats your sub-consciousness trying to think of a reason for why your so immature. It has become so bad, that when meeting people, the moment I hear ‘Do you have myspace?’ I automatically write them off as a complete piece of shit.. I want to knock them out with a spiked morning star.. chain them to the back of my car.. drive across the nation.. cover them in salt and shove a hot soldering iron in there ear and hope it somehow fixes there non-existent brain.. .. *catches breath*. As you can see.. I dislike them very much.

What it really comes down to is.. Im tired of everyone being complete morons.. think for yourselves people! Its like clone after clone of predictable idiots.. nobody has an opinion.. or orginiality. How many little emo fags can you find on buttplugspace? How many teenie bopper girls can you find? How many wiggers? How many mature people?

It is no longer a sign of ‘cool’.. it is a sign of pathetic weakness. Rise above such retardation.. just say NO to myspace.

If you are ready to quit, head on over to this website for rehab.. they will help you get over your addiction and get you on track to a life. When your friends are all like ‘Yo wigga where u beenz man i aint seen u on no spacebook nukkah?’ You can have the courage to just say NO! … (and then send him pipe bomb for talking like that)

http://www.ifuckinghatemyspace.com

Heres something probably everyone can agree on (As long as Monday represents the day you have to go back to work after a short break). Mondays blow.. but why? To some people it means the horror of having to come back to hell.. they had lost themselves over the weekend and just hoped that Monday would never come.. sadly it did. Theres one thing in particular that really blows on Monday.. when other people don’t understand the rules..

Rules of Monday

• Dont fucking bother someone first thing in the morning unless absolute necessary (Your dieing or something stupid like that). Theres nothing worst then not even being able to sit down in your chair (Or get yourself situated and have a moment to yourself) and have someone hammering you to do shit..
• Understand that everyone is pissed the fuck off.. nobody wants to be there.. so don’t bother them.. just sit in your damn chair and wait until its time to leave. Light work is acceptable, starting new projects or special tasks is punishable by blunt force trauma.
• Dont ever say.. ‘Looks like someone has the case of the mundays’.
• Keep small talk brief, and don’t talk about personal problems. It makes Monday that much worst when having to act like your listening to bull shit you couldn’t care less about.

Theres then that time that you keep checking the clock in hopes that time magically passed you by in a blink of an eye, and its time to leave hell. Theres really not much to do, you don’t want to start any new projects, you just want to go home. Time seems to pass by in slow motion, begging you to end your suffering with a quick jab to the throat with the pen your holding in your hand. You start thinking really weird thoughts (Which is what happens when you have too much time on your hands) and ways to kill yourself with the objects at your disposal.. and thats What Sucks.

If you have something in particular that really bothers you about Monday, or can recall those moments from hell, post a comment!

We have all seen it.. your driving your car or out in public and its like attack of the clones.. girls with big ass glasses.

Most people see this as a harmless fashion accessory, its whats ‘in style’ today. Not only do they provide complete eye protection but they protect most of your face. Surely this is a good thing right?

Theres a few ways of looking at this..

The sign of a horrible person..

Contrary to what other people think.. as always.. when I see these girls wearing these big ass glasses my default perception is ‘conceded materialistic Laguna beach bitch’. Not only do I think the glasses look absolutely horrible.. they remind me of all that is bitch. It has become the common trend to act like a mindless idiot, obsessed with self image and ‘what others think about them’. It has consumed them to the point where they think nothing of it, its actually what keeps them alive. There whole point of existence is to get noticed and to gain material things (That ironically, have no real value, ex: Diamonds, clothes, cell phones.. ect). They have no interest in things that go deeper then what there going to wear the next day.

Its a sad thing that I see these pieces of shit every single day, its a sad thing my first thoughts on seeing one of them is always so negative. So why do I think this?

Because every single time I have ever given them a chance to be of more useful then a bag of shit.. they fail. They arent mentally developed enough to be able to exist in the real world without complete support from rich mommy and daddy. I know I know.. im pulling out the rich parents card, but its the source of it all.

I believe that independence builds character. Making your own way in life makes you the person you are.. when you are completely supported by another person, you are a puppet under there control. I would like to make this very clear.. If you are financially supported by your parents, regardless of your age, you are completely controlled. I don’t care if you can go wherever you want, whenever you want and do whatever you want.. your controlled. You are not independent in any way, you are a result of your parents materialistic views and actions.

So now we can understand why these big ass glasses whores act the way they do, and why I automatically feel the way I do when I see them. They are a result of greed, materialism, lies and self absorption, they will continue to spread there horrible views and actions like a plague through the world.. yes.. these people are major contributor to the evil you see around you everyday.

So at this point I know your thinking Im absaloutly crazy, I just turned big ass glasses into pure evil.

Heres the kicker.. my wife owns and wears big ass glasses. Obviously you cant group everyone wearing these into evil doers. Im sure there are plenty of girls out there they simply use them as a fashion accessory and sun protection.. I wish I could find these people but never the less im sure there out there.. lol.

Financial help does not automatically make you controlled.. Im talking about the kids who have everything given to them (Car, apartment, colledge, ect) and have no concept of real work and worth of material objects. There new car is just another THING in there life they don’t think twice about. Fuck those people, fuck there parents and fuck there material things.. there worthless peices of shit that I hope get raped by STD infested bums in a dumpster.

The last thought you may have is that I portray allot of ‘envy’ or jealousy towards people with material wealth.. this is far from the truth.

I strongly believe that your attitude and actions make all the difference, just because you have money does not mean you have to act like a complete scrote bag.. stay in good perspective of your life and remember where you came from, if you have worked hard for your money then you are worthy of having it.

If you get anything from this shit.. get that I am trying to get people to look past the obvious, underneath all the caked on makeup and glamor.. they are pathetic compared to someone who can think beyond them.

On a last note.. has anyone noticed that those glasses can really hide a ugly chicks face? Sometimes your thinking.. ‘hey check out the hot chick… oh what the fuck she just took off her glasses!’. Yeah.. you know you’ve been there. Its kind of like the Roxy sticker on the back of a car.. your thinking a hottie is going to be in there.. but your usually in for a unpleasant surprise.

Update: Apparently these sunglasses also impair driving..
The fashionable sunglasses that put women drivers at risk.

Now I know what your thinking.. here we go about gas prices. You have heard it all before, everybody you talk to has some kinda little gripe about it.

Well guess what, your all wrong and your all fucking idiots.

Do you have a right to complain about ‘high’ gas prices.. NO.

Does it suck? Of course it does.

There is no doubt the price of gas blows donkey chodes, nobody likes paying more money.

So what should you think about it? You should think whatever the fuck you want to think.. but heres my take on it.

Gas is a luxury, Americans are wasteful and stupid.. end of story. Hah ok il go into it a little more. I dont know the politics of what the hell is going on, or why the prices are going up like they are. Everyone seems to have there little theory. Regardless of whats REALLY going on, it makes no difference to us, the price is going up and theres nothing you can do about it. So who’s to blame for the price? There is no ONE person to blame, im sure you already know its a huge combination of things.. but there is one thing in particular contributing to the issue.. huge.. fucking.. cars.

WASTE.. blatant waste.. how is it that you CANNOT drive down the street without seeing a huge vehicle with 1 person in it? Think about how small your area is compared to the entire nation, think of how many huge vehicles there are out there just going through gas like water. Theres no real reason for having those vehicles, ive heard alot of excuses but when it comes down to it, theres other gas friendly solutions available. The problem is people have there little egos, they somehow think driving a large vehicle makes them ‘cool’.. well your not cool.. your a fucking douche bag piece of shit butt plunger. You look like such a fucking retard when you drive a big car with big rims, nobody thinks your cool, infact they consider you to be a simple minded twat. Apparently there minds are so under-developed.. they still think that large shiny things are attractive, especially when they go round and round. Nothing says less about your intelligence then buying incredibly large shiny round things to stick on your car. Im not saying all rims are bad, but its gotten to the point where you just look like another fucktard driving around because you have no taste. So anyway lets get back to the fuel issue..

I have 2 vehicles, one for me and one for my wife. I consider them both to be gas friendly vehicles, they are small compacts both getting about 30 mpg. We do not drive places unnecessarily, we do our errands all in one trip, we basically just drive to and from work everyday. We have changed our lifestyles to accommodate the gas price, which isn’t even high compared to other countries. Sadly, not many have done the same, they still drive there big vehicles and whine about the cost..

If you bitch about the cost of gas when you have a large vehicle that you could change.. you are mentally inferior and you need to kill yourself, your a waste of human air (and alot of gas) and I hope you choke on razor wire.

When did Americans get the idea that we are supposed to be spoiled to the point that our brains stop operating properly? Its like there all mindless idiots who just dont care and whine about problems they do nothing to help. I think the price will never go back down, and people need to start adjusting there lifestyles to not be such wasteful pieces of shit.. its amazing how its really not that bad compared to other countries gas prices. In the middle of writing this article, I took a lunch break and without even looking I saw 6 large vehicles with 1 person in them, I work 3 miles away from home. All this effects people like ME, the working class cant afford high gas prices, why should this have to cut into my lifestyle? Because of rich fuel wasters, I have no choice but to adjust things in order to compensate, but at least im helping the problem instead of making it worst and bitching about it.

Heres the bottom line:

• No I don’t think gas should be expensive, but at this point, its really not expensive all things considered.
• If you want something to be angry at, be angry at every single huge fucking tank of a car sharing the road with you.
• Adjust your lifestyle, that way you can at least have some sort of right to bitch, if you don’t, shut the fuck up and die.
• Fuel is a luxury because it is a limited resource, this does not mean that only rich people should be able to obtain it. What sense does it make to blatantly waste a limited resource.

Heres whats going on:

Theres all this crazy genocide shit going on in a Darfur. Of course nobody gives a crap, so you dont see it on the news, or anything being done about it.. instead.. we see Paris peice-of-shit Hilton. We see her ugly ass dog, her stupid handbags, and her stupid attitude. To someone like me, she is Satans runt.

War in Darfur Wiki

So this woman named Nadia Plesner figured out that the world is full of idiots who actually think that Paris Hilton is significant beyond my turds in the toilet.. She actually turned it all around and started what she calls the ‘Simple Life’ campaign. Check her website. She sells t-shirts and posters with the logo above, and 100% of the profit is going towards victims in Darfur. Great idea right? Not everybody thinks so.

Apparently Louis Vuitton aproves of genocide in Darfur, because they are trying to sue Nadia for tons of money.. yes thats right, that atrocity of a company is trying to sue for copyrights of there shit bags. Someone is trying to do something good, and all they want to do is squash it.

At this point.. I am proud to announce that if you own a LV handbag, YOU SUPPORT GENOCIDE IN DARFUR! Thats right, if you weren’t a total piece of shit before, you are now! In my opinion if you own a LV bag you support it because you made the special effort to buy the genuine thing. If you had bought the knock-off, that says you only care about the actual design. Since you bought the real thing, you obviously only care about the company and what they stand for.. well now they stand for genocide.

If you want to show the campaign support, buy her merchandise and wear it around proudly.

If you didn’t have enough reasons to hate LV before, you do now. It only shows how corrupt and evil these companys really are, all they care about is there image, they could give a flying fuck about anyone else.

Torrentfreak article.

This is a new quick rant series that I thought of. These are just quick thoughts of what I think sucks at that particular moment.. feel free to do the same!

What Sucks Today? Burger King Fries.

Im not saying that burger king is the place to go, there nasty like the rest of them.. but one thing in particular is there nasty fries.. its like eating dick skin with pube crabs sprinkled on them. Has BK ever even tried there own fries? I rather shove these fries up my asshole then put them in my mouth. Im not sure if BK just kinda lost out on all the good recipes for fries.. so they have to stick with the mushy cold (Because they always come cold) asswipe recipe.. or if they just dont give a shit and rely on people like me that have to keep coming back to them because im fucking hungry and forget there fries taste like turds. Whatever the case is.. they suck huge dingle berried cow balls.

So what is a workaholic? Well I read a very interesting blog by Pedobear, the post is basically comedy natured, but still has some good points about workaholics.

My experience in the work field has given me more insight into what a workaholic is.. or mabye I just work with aliens.. a few of us here are seriously starting to wonder that..

It seems that certain people are so involved in there work, that they have no life outside of it. You see them work late, and there always there before you.. but that alone does not qualify them to be a workaholic.

In my opinion, a workaholic is someone who lives everyday as if there job IS there life. They do not seperate the two, they have melded together like a delicious cheesy gordita from taco smell.. except in this case its not good like food, its bad like mixing two explosive chemicals together on your cock and running around yelling at everyone as if its normal to do such things. Well its not.. its really not fucking normal.

For those who have not melded there work and personal life together, I urge you to keep it that way at all costs.. do whatever it takes to make sure it never happens to you.

For those who have.. please kill yourself.

When I first met these type of people, I had to hold back from just laughing.. they are the most pathetic and confused people. To them, a problem at work is a crisis situation, its not treated as a PROBLEM for which a SOLUTION can solve. Its treated like there life is at stake, or that its personally effecting them. The reason of course is because they do not see work life as separate. This problem they are having is as if they were running out of money or some serious personal problem was at hand. They are not able to come to work and do what they need to do.

Your work life and personal life are like two different chemicals, each complex and different, when you mix them together they explode. When you mix them together on your cock, its incredibly painfull.. well IM THE COCK, and your exploding your fucking lives on me. I am the one who has to deal with the shit they spew out because they cant keep a good perspective on there life.. AND IM FUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT.

These people suck so god damn bad, that it makes you want to pull out any incredibly powered weapon you can think of, and pull the trigger untill you hear a clicking noise and your feet are covered in empty shells. They are determined to make everyone elses life as miserable as theres. If you ever get any insight into there life, you will know WHY they are - like they are. Its not like these people come from a normal happy life.. no.. its just as FUCKED UP as you think it would be, probably worst.

One thing that im sure a few people will agree on, is that they need to get FUCKED. Yes, they need to have a 12 inch black cock shoved into them so hard it makes them cry. They need to be treated like a little ‘Use and abuse’ hoe, so they can see that there not the big fuckin cheese in charge. As disgusting or funny as this might sound, its 100% true. Sex gives you a better perspective on life, gets you out of your norm, frees your mind and gets all that BITCH chemical you have stored up your head out. When you fuck, you feel better, your life is better. There needs to be a god damn service you can buy. Government funded therapy to get the BITCH out of you. The name could be something like USFT, United States Fuck Therapy. You go inside, sit down in a pod, select your size and model, the thing auto fucks the shit outa you, and then you leave bitch free.

So anyway, we know there aliens from outerspace, here to make ruin your day.. everyday. WHAT CAN YOU DO? Here are a few tips that will help you avoid being abducted and probed in the ass.

• Know who they are.. your best bet against gaurding against such foes is knowing who they are around you, identifying them early is not always easy and they like to reveal themselves at the worst time.
• Theres not alot you can do to combat them, there power is unlimited as they draw it from satans sperm bank. They wish to see you bow before them, try not to come under there shadow if at all possible, treat them as normal and equal to you.
• Stay away! If you are noticed too much, they will inform the mother ship to probe your asshole, after that its only a matter a time before your work starts to meld together with your personal life.
• If you must be beneath there shadow of power, fuck your girl/wife often to keep the evil out, its very important to keep your personal life interesting. If you find yourself thinking about work while your at home all the time, you were probably probed in your sleep and you need to act fast to overcome the evil.

Keep these tips in mind.. they are lurking all around you.

So I’m sure you have seen the commercials for 5 hour energy. If you were like me you wondered if that shit really works. They claim that it doesn’t have any sugar and theres no crash or jitters. So I had to try it for myself.

I don’t really do too well with energy drinks, they give me the shakes/jitters, I feel restless like I want to pull out my crazy ninja skills and kick the shit out of everybody’s fuckin face.. but this isnt a review of energy drinks or my crazy ninja skills.. this is about this little bottle of liquid shit called 5 hour energy. By liquid shit I mean it tastes bad. Its not like you cant muster it down, but its not pleasant, at least not for me. So I guzzled it down like I guzzled your mom and wait.

To my surprise it acts very quickly, or mabye it was because I didnt eat anything.. which apparently is not what your supposed to do. I already knew that but I didnt give a shit and drank it anyway, I shoved some cookies and crackers down and said to hell with it. The first thing you experiance is the Niacin burning sensation, people say it makes your skin burn but I didnt feel anything bad. It just felt kinda weird, I guess you have increased blood flow or the blood is closer to your skin or some shit.. who the fuck cares its not that bad. So it probably wasn’t but 5-10 mins after drinking that either I THOUGHT I had more energy, or I really did, either way it starts to take off pretty quickly.

The energy did last as advertised, not sure if I would hold it to exactly 5 hours (Everybody is different). The energy wasnt over powering or made you flip the fuck out on everybody like Chuck Norris. If he drank this he would probly own everybody in the world with one drop kick. I didnt notice any type of slow down or crash, it went easy on me (unlike your mom).

So stop reading this and go buy some.. its $3 a bottle though which sucks huge balls.

I give it a middle finger UP.

Well another one of my big problems is people calling me..

Since when the hell did phone lines become this un-regulated piece of technology like the internet? It should not be like the internet because of privacy laws. You should NOT be able to call whomever you want whenever you want WITHOUT IDENTIFYING YOURSELF. We have all this technology, yet there is no official laws or regulations regarding telephone ID (That I am aware of). This is a huge travesty and complete bull shit.

Lets put the little *67 trick aside for a sec.

For example, a company can get a block of numbers or just jack there number completely using some trick that makes it show up like all 0’s or something. They can say whatever and whenever they want to you and YOU CANNOT TRACE THEM. When you do a trace back, the number comes up incomplete or disconnected. You can call your phone company and they will tell you that they can not trace the number, and that they ‘dont know how there doing it’. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Your phone company cant control it.. those companys or people should be hunted down and fucked up the ass with a spiked mace. It should be MY RIGHT to know who is calling me, it should NOT BE YOUR RIGHT to call without identifying yourself. It drives me absaloutly crazy to answer the phone with a question, which is ‘Hello?’.. meaning.. who the hell is this?

Why is this such a big deal? Its easy to sum up when you simply relate it to SPAM or JUNK MAIL, you dont want it, and it gets in the way of whats important and screws up the entire system.

Obviously I know about caller ID (CID), but that information is only provided if the person/company feels like it. They are not required to give any information. I understand if your own privacy is important, if thats the case then don’t use the telephone system. If you have a LEGIT reason (Which I cant think of any right now) to be anonymizing your information, use a different more secure system. By using the phone system (Making a call) you need to forfeit your personal privacy. Your really not forfeiting anything if you think about it, who is going to call someone and not identify themselves even when talking?

‘Hey hows it going?’ ‘Who is this?’ ‘I would tell you but that would be an invasion of privacy.’ ‘Oh well in the case, everything is great how about you?’

Get my point?

Now the *67 trick is another shit-tastic loophole inside this whole ass backwards technology. Sure allow the trick to be used, but the phone company cant even track it.. what the hell is that shit? Your phone company cant even track when people use that, or at least thats what they say. So if your being harassed, theres nothing you can do about it but change your number. Its like building a free hack you can use at any time into your system, and blocking yourself from tracking it.. so you mean to tell me I can call the president (If I could get through) with a restricted number and say ‘Fuck you im gonna blow up the world’ and they cant track you?

Theoretical Solutions:

• Make CID work on the cell phone networks, the technology is there, they just don’t resolve the names on there network (To display on your phone) because they suck and that would take effort and money..
• Regulate phone systems with mandatory CID entry’s.
• Set up a system simular to voice mail allowing you to block UNKNOWN FUCK FACE CALLER and IM A RESTRICTED DICK MONGER CID’s. Play something back to the caller with something to the effect of ‘Since you are obviously a chode chugging asshole, please hang up and redial on a identifiable number.’
• If you cant get CID to work over the cell phone networks, have some sorta approval system instead of having to save the numbers in your phone. They have to be approved to called you on your account, and HAVE BLOCK-ABLE NUMBERS, all controlled on the website.

For the money, you dont get shit for how much you pay for phone systems, this technology is so easily developed, they just didn’t do it from the start because they didn’t give a crap. Now the phone system is outdated and hard to modify, but since you got this shitty standard in every home and cell phone, its a long way to go before we get anything worth the money.. as if that will ever happen.

Current Solutions:

• Dont answer the phone, I don’t. If I see a number that I dont recognize, fat fucking chance I will ever answer, leave a god damn message. If you don’t, I will figure you as a douche bag trying to waste my time. This doesn’t work for most people that work though, could be the boss!
• Go to whocalled.us , its a database of phone numbers that only anonymous people contribute, you can do a quick lookup and see if anybody has reported that number and left any notes on who they are. Or you can enter in a number if you figured it out and its not currently on there, all without having to make an account.
• Throw your cellphone down a toilet, because they suck anyway. I hate people who talk and text on a phone for hours over nothing.. then again you could say the same thing about people who rant on a blog, fuck those people too.
• Tell people who call you with a unknown or restricted CID to eat shit and die.. assholes.

We all know that the entertainment industry blows huge elephant cock.. if there was a black elephant cock joke.. then the entertainment industry would suck it. If you don’t see why the entertainment industry blows, then you need to open your eyes.

The entertainment industry is complete hogwash, the shows coming out now are a complete travesty at best, I rather shove salt covered shards of glass in my eyes then watch the shit that comes out on TV. There is only a few shows worth watching these days, you may think that there is more then just a ‘few’, but you need to look at the whole scheme of things. The entertainment industry is a multi billion ga jillion dollar industry, it practically fuels all the mindless idiots surrounding you to keep living because they somehow get satisfaction of knowing that Brittany spears just shaved her fuckin pubs and had them injected into her scalp or something retarded like that.. I dont keep up with it, but you get my point. So when I say few I mean compared to whats out there, and what your cable company provides. We all know there is an endless supply of entertainment just waiting to be developed and shown. The internet is full of really good content, if only it could get in the spotlight.. well the spotlight is a corrupt money making scheme, which the world (File sharers) is currently purging (IFPI) so lets not worry about that.

So now we have very few good shows to watch on the only service you have access too besides the internet, but it gets worst..

The shows you want to watch only come on at a certain time.. if you want to watch them whenever you want you have to buy even more equipment (DV-R), not only that, your shows are injected with commercial breaks..

You just paid for your cable service.. and DV-R, yet you still have to watch commercials.. now why would we PAY to WATCH commercials? Even if your show is recorded, WHY do you have to fast forward through them, doesn’t this negate the whole purpose? Things are either AD supported, or funded, your cable company somehow gets to do both. Im sure that someone could tell me all the reasons and bull shit of why its like it is now, I dont give a flying fuck. I refuse to pay for commercials, go fuck yourselves.

So what do you do? I DOWNLOAD THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. The world of File Sharing has grown so much that your favorite shows and movies are a click away, COMMERCIAL and COST FREE.
All delivered right to you without even having to MOVE.. no recording to worry about, no commercials to fast forward to, anytime you want it.. for free..

I went out and bought me a 42″ HDTV, hooked it up to a computer (DVI to HDMI), harddrives full of content, bought a FireFly Remote ($50) to be able to control the computer without moving my lazy ass.

This may seem like alot of equipment, but its really not all that much compared, especially if you can get a cheap computer. It will basically pay itself off in a matter of time.

Truth of the matter is, I have turned to piracy due to the ridiculous shit the entertainment industry does. From commercials and lack of content, to dvd prices and copy restrictions. The more they fight, the more I download, I teach friends and family how to do it, its all just a few clicks away. Do yourself a favor, stop paying for a direct line of bull shit to your house, get on the file sharing band wagon and get more of what you want when you want.

To get started, visit these links.

http://www.torrentreactor.net/guide/guide_bit_torrent.php

http://www.utorrent.com/beginners-guide.php

http://btfaq.com/serve/cache/15.html

http://torrentfreak.com/category/tutorial-howto/

Once you figure out how to download shit, heres a list of torrent websites I recommend:

http://www.torrentz.com

http://www.thepiratebay.org

http://www.mininova.org

http://www.btmon.com

If you ever have any file sharing questions, feel free to ask, sharing is caring!

What I recommend for setting up your own media center:

A computer with a DVI port (Digital). Most new computers come with this now, but you can buy a cheap graphics card if you dont have one. Heres a link for more information. Basically its just HD for computers instead of using the old VGA. So then get a TV with either a DVI port or a HDMI port (Because you can convert DVI - HDMI with a cable) Dont use S-Video, its blurry as hell, even though you can still watch movies and play games on it.

Hard drive space, load the sucker up with as much hard drives as you can, content can fill your HD fast. You can actuley get a 750GB external harddrive for pretty cheap now (Probly the same price as a DV-R), and thats more space then you will need for now.

Internet Connection, keep your client running 24/7 on your machine downloading new content, and use a service like Logmein.com to access it remotely to add more content or check on it. This way there is always a stream of content coming in.

Buy a computer remote, I like the Snapstream Firefly Remote. This allows you to access your content fast and easy without having to move your fatass. Perfect for lazy people, like me.

If you cant do all that, you can simply burn the content you download onto a DVD, I recommend the program Convert X to DVD. This is of course CAN be more time consuming, burning a DVD takes time.

Any questions feel free to ask.

Sports.. theres those who understand them.. and theres those who don’t.. and then theres the people who act like sports are somehow an absolute necessity.. and that if you do not know about sports.. then your completely useless.. mmk.

Let me start out by saying that I do understand sports, I do appreciate sports, but I do not watch sports.

If you are a sports fan, good for you, if you are one of those people who think that someone who does not keep up with sports is an idiot.. I hope you die of a heart attack you fucking prick.

Sports is a hobby, its a passion, its entertainment. I play video games competitively, for most sports fans the most they may know about is a game called Halo, and that Halo can be played online.. what they don’t understand is that people around the world form teams and actually play competitively against other teams in REAL LEAGUES and REAL TOURNAMENTS. I don’t play Halo but theres an unlimited amount of games out there that people play, there is also a service that allows you to WATCH games as they are played like TV, theres even live voice commentary to tell you whats going on.
So whats the big deal here, whats the big problem.. The problem is people think that there sports team is somehow significant.. they fight over it, research it and watch it religiously. When someone like me comes along and says, hey I play video games competitvley, they look at me with bewilderment (Which just means they havnt grown a brain yet). They somehow think that there hobby or passion is better then yours.. or that yours is just stupid.. and heres the big difference..

YOU DO NOT, HAVE NOT, WILL NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TEAM YOU LIKE WHATSOEVER.

You don’t play the sport, you don’t even know the team personally.. you do nothing.. you sit and watch people play a game YOU CANNOT PLAY.. and yet your simple mind thinks that people who dont agree with your team or dont even watch sports is like ‘crazy’. You not only have no room to talk, you have no room to even have an opinion.. the only thing you really do is talk about it with other people..

I on the other hand, am involved with my hobby, I am like one of those players you watch on TV.

Heres some facts..

You have a LOWER INTELLIGENCE if you think that other types of sports (Wether it be rock climbing or swimming or whatever) is somehow less significant or inferior then your sport.

You are an complete idiot if you take sports farther then a hobby or entertainment purposes.

You DO NOT have a brain if you have the audacity to down someone else about there sport..

I hope someone puts your face in a pot of boiling hot water and then cracks your head open like a boiled egg.

With this information in mind, hopefully you will have a better view on the world of sports, if your mind still hasn’t changed.. you can officially consider yourself a moron.

So lets start out by telling you who the fuck i am.. as if you care.. i know i wouldnt.

Due to the world being a big round piece of shit, you can no longer disclose personal information that could link to someone in real life because theres faggots out there that would like to find you.. if you dont know what im talking about then your an idiot. So basically I cant tell you a whole lot..

I am a whole lot of stuff.. im not going to waste your time because im sure you already want it back.. well your not going to get it back if you keep reading shit like this on the internet.. hopefully you will learn some shit from whatever the hell i post on here.. but probably not..

I am an opinionated jerk.. I probably disagree with everything you do.. theres very few people I know that arent complete morons..

I am a computer nerd.. Its what I do for a living and its what ive done my whole life.

I am a competitive gamer.. Yeah I play video games competitively, fuck your sports that you dont even fucking play.. il rant about this shit later

I am married.

I am a pirate. File Sharing is the future, if you dont know about it, get off the internet.

you know what.. who the fuck cares about this shit.. you know enough.

So what the fuck is a blog.. ive never really had any interest in one, my whole life Ive avoided any sort of writing in general.. because writing sux huge balls.. fuck your feelings.. and fuck your couch. Instead I have always wanted to say my opinion on things, and thats all it is, my opinion.. sure I may force it on you and try to shove it up your ass like your gay boyfriends do to you all the time, but thats because if you dont agree with me then your a fag.. no just kidding.. not really.. Im basicly going to talk about all kinds of shit, anything I fucking feel like really.. and its all thanks to this new service baywords, which kicks ass just like the pirate bay. Oh yeah im going to talk about computer shit too..

A few things you have to agree on before even being on my blog.. mmk..

You hate myspace.. I will cuss about this later.

You agree with non-commercial (Personal use) piracy and hate commercial piracy.

Your not a immature dick face fag.

You hate people in general (Because I do)
Alright so we got that out of the way.. now if your still interested (Which I highly doubt) then you can read on.

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